You're a True Race Fan if...

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

You know who is leading the Nextel Cup series.

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife's birthday.

You can remember every NASCAR driver's car number but can't remember how old your children are.

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.

You know the back way to Talledega.

You get married on the start finish line of a famous track.

You go to the Daytona 500 on your honeymoon.

You make engine noises while watching racing on TV.

You rush home from shopping to watch a race.

Your race day snacks resemble checkered flags and cars.

You may be a true race fan if you put your favorite nascar drivers number on the side of your car.


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