You're a True Race Fan if...
You think the last four
words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"
You think heaven
looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
You know who is leading the Nextel Cup series.
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember
your wife's birthday.
You can remember every NASCAR driver's car number but can't remember
how old your children are.
You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side
of a car going 200 mph.
The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.
You know the back way to Talledega.
You get married
on the start finish line of a famous track.
You go to the Daytona
500 on your honeymoon.
You make engine noises while watching racing on TV.
You rush home from
shopping to watch a race.
Your race day snacks
resemble checkered flags and cars.
You may be a true
race fan if you put your favorite nascar drivers number on the
side of your car.
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